the koreans are coming and a second-hand threesome story
- The Agent: the koreans are asking to come here july 2nd to have meetings. do they not realize its july 4th and the greatest mancation ever? are they out of their minds? how dare they try to ruin our independence boners.
- The Agent: im telling them that we cant meet then. mancation is like fire. it beats rock paper scissors at all times
- me: HAHAHAH
- The Agent: 2 weeks notice to come here from the other side of the globe. what do they think this is? a drive thru?
- The Agent: the koreans are coming the koreans are coming
- (later)
- The Agent: OMG. you are not going to believe the IM i just got: "is it wrong to have a 3 some, only to basically push the other bitch out of the bed when she gets too close to your man?"
- The Agent: "this girl said she was DTF, but i tihnk she was more into my ex last night which made me very mad" HAHAHAHHA
- me: what's dtf?
- The Agent: down to f...
- me: whoa whoa whoa
- The Agent: MY EARS MY EARS
- me: 10 am, hopefully showered from her threesome and already talkin about bangin
- The Agent: I just sent her that
- The Agent: oh my god...her response? "i called in sick to work. ive already taken 2 vicodin. i have afternoon pool plans. I have not showered. Im still partly covered in chocolate syrup"
