June 2008
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New Tumblr
New (personal) tumblr: http://soorya.tumblr.com
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I thought I could stay focused on topic here, but since our blogs are about us - I made a personal one to use from now on. Follow me there please :)
Also, “The Agent” got on Tumblr - follow his hilarity at http://theagent.tumblr.com
B.E.T. Awards Recapizzy
The B.E.T. Awards are my personal happy holidays. It really is like Christmas, all my favorites dressed-up fresh, strutting down the red carpet to sit in neat rows and bob their heads between commercial breaks. Street jangle: Mad respect, ya’ll.
Performances: It creates a crack in my heart to say that Usher’s opening to the show was not very memorable even while he was doing flips,...
“What else can you do?” Yu said. “It’s just the battle scars of...”
– Gas prices thwart indie band tours - CNN.com
WatchTake a pen-flashlight to this movie, it’s going to be a quotable one!
Looking for a workout? The Foot Fist Way. (The official website is even age restricted!)
Man Brandishing Palm Frond,Flip Flops Tries To Rob... →
Only in Florida, ya’ll.
“He just kept saying ‘give me 50 dollar, give me 50 dollar,’” Sarkar said of the incident. Olivieri, with his shirt pulled up over his head, made the most of his homemade weapon. He started jabbing it toward the clerk, shaking the branch, slapping the man’s hand away and demanding he open the register.”
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the koreans are coming and a second-hand threesome...
The Agent: the koreans are asking to come here july 2nd to have meetings. do they not realize its july 4th and the greatest mancation ever? are they out of their minds? how dare they try to ruin our independence boners.
The Agent: im telling them that we cant meet then. mancation is like fire. it beats rock paper scissors at all times
me: HAHAHAH
The Agent: 2 weeks notice to come here from the other side of the globe. what do they think this is? a drive thru?
The Agent: the koreans are coming the koreans are coming
(later)
The Agent: OMG. you are not going to believe the IM i just got: "is it wrong to have a 3 some, only to basically push the other bitch out of the bed when she gets too close to your man?"
The Agent: "this girl said she was DTF, but i tihnk she was more into my ex last night which made me very mad" HAHAHAHHA
me: what's dtf?
The Agent: down to f...
me: whoa whoa whoa
The Agent: MY EARS MY EARS
me: 10 am, hopefully showered from her threesome and already talkin about bangin
The Agent: I just sent her that
The Agent: oh my god...her response? "i called in sick to work. ive already taken 2 vicodin. i have afternoon pool plans. I have not showered. Im still partly covered in chocolate syrup"